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2012-01-01T17:19:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012! :D

2011-06-01T21:59:00.001+08:00

I hurt my arm and i going have 2 swimming event in 2weeks time..
How great is that!!

2011-05-28T22:03:00.000+08:00

Im jealous!!

2011-05-26T20:58:00.001+08:00

Im starting to miss you:(

2011-05-17T20:51:00.001+08:00

Should i stop swimming? No matter how hard I train, my speed still very slow.
So tired after every training.

2011-05-16T21:36:00.001+08:00

Im not important to you after all..Im just a normal friend to you..
bet you forget what we had promise each other. :@

2011-05-16T01:22:00.001+08:00

Im alone with my god.

2011-05-12T23:09:00.000+08:00

How i wish you also had the same feeling as mine..(:
I really dun know how to tell you my feeling toward you..Im afraid that we wouldn't be friend anymore after you know the true...

2011-05-07T23:32:00.000+08:00

How i wish i could tell you my feeling^^

2010-12-25T12:10:00.001+08:00

圣诞节一点不快乐

2010-12-10T10:56:00.001+08:00

Although you may not love me, although you may not care. If you shall ever need me, you know that I'll be there. Your love may all be taken, your heart may not be free, but when your heart is broken, you can always lean on me. I'll never stop loving you, I know because I tried.

2010-12-09T08:40:00.000+08:00

Love is believing in me when i dont believe in myself. Love is seeing strength in me when I'm too weak to see for myself. Love is helping me obtain what i need, and also giving me my hearts desire--the feeling of being loved.

2010-12-09T07:43:00.000+08:00

I still think about you everyday, still call your name at night, I still look at the old messages you sent with nothin but sweet words, I still listen to your voicemail messages and it makes me think of you even more. I still call your phone even if you don't pick up. I still think about you before I sleep, I still don't know how I lost you and most of all...

2010-12-09T07:38:00.000+08:00

We Must Hurt In Order To Grow ,
Fail In Order To Know ,
&Lose In Order To Gain.
Because Some Lessons In Life Are Best Learned Thru' Pain!!

2010-12-08T09:51:00.000+08:00

I'm scared because..I don't want anyone else to have your heart.I don't want anyone else to kiss your lips. I don't want anyone else to be in your arms. I don't want anyone else to be the one you love. I'M SCARED BECAUSE I don't want anyone else to take my place!!

2010-11-21T20:06:00.001+08:00

Single ls Not A Status, Its A Word That Describes A Person Who Is Strong Enough To Live Life Without Depending On Others..♥

2010-11-19T21:25:00.002+08:00

Everyone see who I appear to be, but only a few know the real me. You only see what I choose to show, there's so much behind this smile which you don't even know.

2010-11-07T22:02:00.003+08:00

Went yishun counrty club yesterday to break the singapore book record, which is to swim more the 14,159 laps in 6 huors..I did my best and swam 100laps!!
And now I'm having sun burn and my hand is aching! :(

2010-10-19T23:58:00.001+08:00

Thanks guys for celebrating my birthday:)
Cherly
Yi jun
Shawn
Felyna
Su ying
Sywong
Sylvia
Jun rong
Angel

And this year, I got a really special birthday wish from a friend I knew from wuhan which I went in march this year. She is xiao pi..She spent so much money just to send me a birthday sms wish..really touch for what she did when I wake up in the morning and saw my first sms wish was from her, from china..Thanks xiao pi!!

2010-09-22T23:46:00.000+08:00

Have been helping out in the "F1 in school". Super tired.

2010-09-19T00:17:00.002+08:00

Just came back for lifesaving camp. Make some new friends. Had lot of fun. :)

2010-09-09T00:16:00.001+08:00

My healing start today. Shall make myself working everyday to forget everything and recover from it. Shall listen to what other people say:"one ear in, the other ear out!".

2010-09-06T22:39:00.003+08:00

3 things about gals
1. Dun hint them
2. They are slow in understanding things.
3. Dun hint them as they are very slow in understanding what you trying to say.

2010-09-05T01:30:00.004+08:00

Today mark the end of both my exam and cheng wai's 七月 celebration. This year is my first time and it will be the last time help out. Is it because he is not going to celebrate it anymore. From this event, I help out lots of things like setting up for the prayer and many more. I learn one very important thing that is 合心. They don't talk behind people's back. They treat me very good, more better then my temple one. They do not fight among themselves. Should learn more from them. Since everything is over, I will take this one month to heal myself before everything is back to normal. That all for now.

2010-09-01T16:44:00.002+08:00

If one day I leave this place , going to somewhere far away from here and will not be coming back, will my friend remember me?
I bet not, I did not play an important role in their life.
To them, I just a passerby in their life.
I'm just not important at all...

2010-08-31T23:42:00.007+08:00

I finally know why when we grown older, our friend wouldn't be there for us. They start to have relationship, busy with their stead and do not have time for us. So it is good that we start to get use to be alone.Been single is not a bad thing at all, after all we dun have to worry anything, we can go anywhere we like and wish to. Life is just like a basketball match, we must do our best and aim for the goal. When the game ended, we must not have any regret as we know that we have did our very best in the game.

2010-08-02T13:37:00.000+08:00

Lifesaving 1,2,3 test pass

2010-07-23T00:43:00.000+08:00

Lifesaving test fail..
To Yiting: Pls be strong!!

2010-05-07T20:29:00.014+08:00

Day7 Finally! Today is the first day of school everyone was looking forward to it. Early in the morning at about 9am, it snow! But again, I miss it as I wake up at 12pm. After getting ready, I meet up with Jourdan for breakfast as we brought bread yesterday. After eating, we went to class. Here are some of the photos. Jourdan holding umbrella as it was raining. Lesson starting soon. Chapter 1-Simple Stress and Strain. It was my first time wearing so many clothiers for class. It was really a good and new experience. Everyone, even the teachers were all shivering. Break!
When we were going back to hostel, the wind was very big. Suddenly I saw something flying around. Snow! Finally I saw snow. But it was scattered flurries and it stop after awhile. I was so happy. On the way back, I brought some chicken to eat.

The snow was back at 6.23pm and this time round there was a lot of snow. I was able to take some photo. This was my first time seeing snow. I was supper happy. At about 8pm, we went out for dinner. This time I wear 6 layer of shirt. Outside was supper cold. Now there way out, we took a lot of photo. After dinner, we head back to hostel as it was very cold outside and we need to get up at 8am for lesson.

2010-05-07T20:21:00.005+08:00

Day 6
Time pass so fast, today is already day 6. We wake up late as we do not have plan today. But suddenly we decide to go back to “Huang He lo Si Men Kou” again. So after everyone got ready, we went to the canteen to buy milk tea. After getting milk tea, we went to take 901 to train station. It took us about an hour. The bus was crowded. So after we reach there, we went to find our way to Huang He lo Si Men Kou”. So we decide to talk minivan. It cost us $5(china). After we got there, we went walking around. While we were walking, we saw people were having sing competition.

Some photo took along the way.

We went to this shop that sells a lot of bag. So we went in. I went to search for wallet for gift. After a long hour of searching, I finally found something I like. So I took it. I start to bargain with boss. So in the end I pay $34(china) for 2 wallets.

At about 5pm, we decide to head back to school. After reaching school, we went to eat at the restaurant we ate yesterday.

After that we went back to hostel. From the day I reach Wuhan till know I notices a few thing.
• People here like to eat fried rice and noodle.
• Most of the people here only use paper bowl.
• People here talk very loud.
• Car do not stop even it is red light and people are crossing.
• Taxi driver like to horn other car if they block their way.
• People do not say sorry when they bump into someone.
• People here do not say “thanks you”.
Hope I will be able to notices more thing next week.

2010-05-06T13:52:00.018+08:00

Day5
Today wake up at 12pm as I stay up till 4am just to wake to see snow. I quickly change and get ready to see snow, but still haven’t appeared yet. So went to eat lunch. Today I ate soup noodle.

After lunch, we saw Dr Tan. A girl from Wuhan was with them. She was from ngee ann too. She came back for holiday, so her classmates call her out. They were going do some shopping, so we follow. We took bus 903 to guang gu bu xing jie. Then we took taxi to hu bu xiang.

At there we went to buy something to eat. It is something like satay.

Then we took a boat.

Boat ticket.

To my surprise, motorbike can also ride boat.

We were very cold when we were on the boat as there was wind blowing on us while the boat was moving. We sing song and dance to keep ourselves warm.

After we reach, we went to Ming zhong ler Yuan. On the way there, we took some photo.

And finally we reach. At that time, this is some sing competition going on. So there were a lot of people watching.

So we spread out and do our own shopping. We decided to meet at the same place at 7.30pm. So jourdan, cheng yang, xu an and I went to do our own shopping. 3 of them went to buy shoe first. After that, we went to walk around and saw boxer. So we went to see. We were able to find what we are looking for.

So we pay together. Here comes the fun part, negotiate the price. In the end we pay $70(china) for 6 boxers. Then we carry on shopping. I went into a shop that sells lot kinds of items. This kind of shop I had seen before from TV program. The shop own rent people a small place to displace their item. Then the shop own helps them to sell. But we cannot negotiate the price as it was not set by the shop own. I saw this headphone. It was very nice, we saw ngee ann got sell but here it was a lot cheaper. So Jourdan and I brought it.

After that, we went to meeting point as it was near meeting time. After everyone was there, we went back school. After we reach school, Dr Tan bring us to eat at a restaurant.

Dr Tan treat us for this meal. After we come out of the restaurant, we thank him. After that, we came back to our hostel and rest.

2010-04-30T16:44:00.012+08:00

Day 4
Due to everyone agree, we decide to skip breakfast as people here eat their breakfast very early. So everyone wake up at about 11am. It was raining outside. After I brush my teeth and get ready no one was outside my room, so I went to take some photo of the view around our hostel.

Everyone was ready at about 12.30pm. We went out of school to eat our lunch. I eat fried rice again, but this time I eat egg fried rice instead of chicken rice. After eating, we went to buy nylon string as we want to hang clothes.

After getting the nylon string, we went back to clear up the room.

Finally it is all clear up, but it is late. So we dress up and went out to have dinner. For dinner, I ate noodle while other ate rice.

For the past few days I found out that people here like to eat fried rice and noodle. They do not have food like chicken rice, duck rice or fried noodle. Maybe this is their food cultures. After dinner I went to the fruit store to buy some fruit.

I saw sugar cane.

So I decide to buy it as I have tried to eat it before long time ago in Malaysia. So want to try it again here. It only cost me $2(china). When I took a photo of the aunty peering the sugar cane, she seems to be shy. She says that she not pretty.

I ask the aunty to cut into 2 so I can share it with my friend that never tries before. Then head back to hostel as everyone were tired after a whole day of clearing up. I’m very happy too as Wuhan will be snowing tml! Can’t wait to see it as I never see before.

2010-04-27T23:21:00.005+08:00

Day 3
Today I wake up at 8.45am as we need to meet up as a group to have breakfast 9.15am. But when I was ready some of them just wake up, so we have to change of plan. We went to eat ourselves. After breakfast, Dr. Tan brought us to see the classroom where we will be having our lesson starting next week. Below are some of the photos I took when we are on the way to see the class.

From this photo you can see people hanging bottles outside their hostel. In Singapore we will feel it very dangerous as it may fall and hit peoples head. In china this is common seem everywhere.

The school of literature and law

Group photo outside the school

ME with teacher

Classroom! In Singapore, we use whiteboard but for china they are still using blackboard. This make me remember about my primary school life where teacher use blackboard to teach us.

View outside the classroom. There is a lake beside the school. After the tour, we went back to our hostel and rest. At about 3 pm, we decide to go Bu Xing Jie. We took 901 there. First we went to shoping malls that sell IT item.

It was something like our Sim Lim Square. inside the mall, people there are mostly selling mobile phone. Next we walk on the longest pedestrian street in the world.
Then we went to shopping central nearby to do window shopping. Saw a lot of nice shirts and pants.

Then we saw this brand call “Cefiro”. It looks like “Polo Club” but it is fake as it holding a sword. Maybe this brand is famous in china.

I happen to saw this. This cannot be seen in Singapore as it is very danger. The pole may fail and hit people. This is really eyes to the feast. We shop till we were hungry, so we went to find food. After round of searching for food, we finally decide to eat mix vegetable rice. I order fish, meat and pig blood!! Pig blood cannot be found in Singapore as it is not hygiene. Pig blood is really very to eat. I never eat at for many years. I really like it. It is like tofu but harder.

After dinner we went home.
Night view.

We took bus 903 back, but we took the wrong side and it brought us to the train station!

We have no choice but to take a van back. What good about this van is that we can negotiate the price? So everyone pay $15(china). But took us about 45min to reach school. After reaching school I went to wash up and sleep due to too tired.

2010-04-22T16:01:00.014+08:00

Day 2

I was awake by my alarm clock early in the morning. I felt recharged and energized but at the same time very cold! It was raining outside. I brush up and get change and gather before 9am for breakfast. We waited for very long but nothing seems to be going on. So while waiting we took a group photo.

Finally someone spoke up, and then I found out that we were waiting for Dr. Tan who was not there yet. So everyone decide to go back to our room and wait for him. About 10 minutes later, someone came knocking at my room saying Dr. Tan had reached. Everyone gather at level 1 again. We head to the canteen for our breakfast. After we reach there, we had to buy a card. Something likes EHz-link we use in Singapore. After getting that card, I went to buy my breakfast.

After breakfast, I went back to the hostel with my roommate. At about 11am, someone came knocking my door and ask if we want go shopping to buy some daily use.

Everything inside there was very cheap as it is made from china, so we can buy many things at a low rate. Their shopping center was a lot bigger then Singapore’s one. This shopping center sold a huge range if item. From luggage to shirt, from shoe to sport equipment, from fresh vegetable to live fish.

Everything was so cheap and I made me feel like buying everything. But I need to control my money as I never bring a lot over to china. If I run out of money, I had no other way to get money. After that we went to have our lunch. I had noodle.

After lunch, we went to buy a SIM card so that people can find us when we are out. In Singapore, when we sign up one new SIM card, we get free shirt. But here we get free tissue paper. This is the SIM card that I brought.

When it was time for dinner, Cheng yang, Jourdan, Xu an and me decide to go out to explore. After 10 min of walking from the school, we saw a lot of people selling food. So we random pick a store and went in. I order chicken fried rice. It only cost $5(china).

It was nice although it taste different from those I ate in Singapore. I was very full as the severing was very big. When we were eating, we saw the owner’s son went out and pee on the road side. In Singapore, we would be already been fine. After eating, we decide to walk around and look for other nice food. So I happen to pass a smelly place. So I went forward to check where the smelly smell came from do. I was shock. I saw smelly tofu.

So I went to buy to try it as we cannot find this at Singapore. It only cost me $2(china). After buying the food, we head back to hostel to rest as everyone was tired and that for the day.

2010-04-21T17:21:00.014+08:00

Day 1

During 2nd march, at about 5.30am, I reach changi airport with my family member. I was very happy as it was my first time taking aeroplane. There was butterfly inside my stomach. I saw my classmate Jourdan, Xu an and Cheng yang. There were not there to send me off but going with me. We were heading to Wuhan for OIP. We change into our new Ngee Ann poly t-shirt before we went to check in for our luggage.

Then say goodbye to our parent. In the airport, we have some time to shop around. When we were walking toward the gate, we saw this free foot massage machine, so we decide to try it.

After we enter the gate, we decide to take some photo while waiting for the rest time come in. In the photo below you can see many people queuing up waiting for their turn to come in.

When we were inside the plane, we quickly find our sit. Since it was my first time taking the aeroplane, I was lucky to have the sit next to the window. So I was able to take photo. After the plane took off, I took some photo of the scenery outside the plane.

After we took off, the people start to serve us drink and food

I ate noodle. It was nice to eat. After that, we reach guang zhon. We have to change plane before we reach Wuhan.

After we reach Wuhan, I saw that people at the airport were not as friendly as we seem at Singapore’s airport. At Wuhan airport, people can smoke at anywhere they like. In Singapore, we cannot smoke in air-con place if not we will get fine. The toilet definitely wasn't a feast to our eyes, but we have come to accept that this will be where we will be for the next 6 weeks. We took about an hour to reach our hostel. When I enter the room, I was to shock. I was only 3 beds and one washroom. But we should feel lucky that we got a roof to cover us for the next 6 week. So we unpack our thing and we found out that our heater is not working. Since everyone is tired, we decide to wear more clothe to sleep as it was late and we need to wake up the next day by 8am. I hope the next day, we will enjoy ourselves.

2010-04-21T17:17:00.002+08:00

I'm back from China and i will my life in China up here!

2010-02-02T11:43:00.003+08:00

2 weeks to CNY
3 weeks to End of exam
4 weeks to China

2010-01-21T16:53:00.017+08:00

2010-01-13T23:01:00.002+08:00

I like schooling...coz I will get money from some award if I get good result...
I don't like friend...coz I will get many many problem from them...
So to sum up...I like schooling and I like to be alone...

2010-01-11T18:23:00.003+08:00

Why am I lie to myself every time when I know there is no chance for me to go after her...The pain I had only I will know...she will be there enjoying herself...Why must I do this to myself..
Can anyone tell me what to do?!

2010-01-09T01:17:00.002+08:00

I had been awarded for Toa Payoh CCC bursary...going to attending the ceremony next sunday(17/1/2010) at Raffles Institution...HAPPY!!

2010-01-08T11:19:00.001+08:00

Open house is a failer...
No one see us perform...
and I have just paid for my China trip money...$160 just gone like that...China here I come...

2010-01-06T22:49:00.004+08:00

Why no one want to listen to what i say?!
They only hear what other people say..
Aren't it the same?
Why no one dun believe me..
Life is so meaningless..

2010-01-01T01:44:00.003+08:00

Happy new year..
Went to see firework at toa payoh...
is a last min thing...
went there with my promoter...happen to saw other promoter...
Saw the firework...after that went to the top floor...but before that..
the other promoter came toward us with beer..he gave me...since people give you thing, you will just take right?
And it is a new year...so i took it and drink..then in return...i gave him my green tea..hahahha...then slack at the top floor for 30 min...then went our way home..
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU!

2009-12-30T23:54:00.001+08:00

Gals are very hard to understand...
I really cannot read their...dun know what they are thinking...

2009-12-28T11:36:00.002+08:00

I dream of talking to her on msn yesterday...
She reject me in msn..
Even in my dream, I also been reject by gal..
Single life...
And my dear is coming back tml..Cool...miss her alot..

2009-12-21T18:58:00.002+08:00

My dear is going away from me for a few days...
I start to miss her already..
I hope you are by my side now...
I need you..

2009-12-13T17:04:00.005+08:00

Just came back from a 5days study camp..the place i stay in was very nice and comfortable.The following are some of the photo I took from the place I stay.

2009-12-04T18:44:00.002+08:00

Friend are very hard to keep...
They just come and go...
Some time I really hope some will stay by my side...

2009-12-03T15:22:00.000+08:00

Hope Angel will talk to me soon...long time never talk to her le...

2009-11-23T20:31:00.000+08:00

She saw me.
She turn away from me.

2009-11-20T20:45:00.004+08:00

First Aid Course

2009-11-11T18:12:00.000+08:00

She have been avoiding from me..

2009-10-28T23:09:00.000+08:00

"A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He does not set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the quality of his actions and the integrity of his intent."

2009-10-19T19:56:00.004+08:00

1)Yana
2)Andrea
3)Fang Chao
4)Chor Hoon
5)Aqidah
6)Jeslynn
7)Hui min
8)Yi teng
9)Rian
10)Elena
11)CuiLian
12)Fauziah
Thanks for the birthday sms people =)

And thanks to maizurah...You called and wish me =)

This year, no one celebrate for me =(

2009-10-02T23:19:00.002+08:00

What I wish for my birthday..
1)Camera(nikon)
2)Watch
3)Bag
4)Shirt
5)Girlfriend

2009-09-24T23:26:00.001+08:00

Today Yana and Tania came and visit me at Robinson...

2009-09-21T23:21:00.002+08:00

Was looking at my contact list...I found out that I dun have any real friend to talk to...to share problem with..

2009-09-18T19:27:00.003+08:00

My RESULT!!

MODULE ~ GRADE ~
Computer Programming ~ A ~
Creativity and Applied Thinking Skills ~ B ~
Electrical Technology ~ A+ ~
Engineering : A Creative Profession ~ B+ ~
Engineering Mathematics 1 ~ B+ ~
Engineering Mechanics ~ B+ ~
Sports and Wellness ~ Pass ~

Result : Passed
Cumulative GPA : 3.6600

Hard work did pay off...Still remember the days that we(classmates) stay in the library room to study and seeing gals walking outside the room :)

2009-09-14T23:52:00.000+08:00

Had been working this few day...Only one word to say how I feel..TIRED..

2009-08-06T10:47:00.012+08:00

2009-08-02T16:17:00.000+08:00

H1N1 has found me :(
So unluck...so sad...

2009-07-16T15:21:00.004+08:00

Life is so tried...everyday project project and project...exam coming soon...alot of thing need to be done...like taking o level again...and this few days, she talk to me..hahahaha...and congrats yana!you have become aunty again...
Angel..plz take care of yourself...recover soon...
Gina...pls dun get high and plz act like a gal!!dun hit me anymore!!must be more lady...

the above photo is taken when i went to hok san...wei xiang ask me to go and join in the fun...not bad...saw alot of other lion troupe...worth to go.. :)

Angel's Birthday celebration...

2009-07-06T17:41:00.007+08:00

Went to celebrate angel's birthday on 13/6/2009. We met at LJS then headed to steamboat..after that, we went to starbuck to cut her birthday cake..

2009-07-04T10:44:00.016+08:00

2009-05-12T19:14:00.004+08:00

I"M OK!!We need have this when we are in the school area...this will tell everyone that i'm below 37C..so I"M OK!!

Saw this 2 bike in school...i really like their the color...nice colour...how to get this colour of car soon....

Third week of school...make more friend..now everyone start to have fun in class...now the class is in a mess...hahaha..can see people really want to study in poly...that what i like it...a lot thing happen...went for lion dance performance during Vesak day..then went praying at night..

2009-05-05T16:50:00.003+08:00

It's 2nd week of life in poly...classmate is getting together...start to make more friend...CT on 8 june...class test coming soon in a few days time...Finally!i make 2 gals friend in poly!Gina and wendy are my Creativity and Applied Thinking Skills (CATS) friends and groupmate...hahaha...
Yana...you really care and know alot about me!!hahahaha....let hope i will make it this time without fail...haha...will update you more...and you must help me along hor...

And for those who how paul...the singer...he is in my school..ngee ann poly...i saw him at canteen..so i ask my friend this.."when do you think he going to cut his hair? so long dun scare hot ah?"..hahaha...

2009-04-22T22:52:00.008+08:00

School have started le..
First day way boring and sad...
Boring because i dun know anyone there...i very shy one so never make friends...
Sad because there is no GALS in my class at all...and i'm lonely ;(...
You know no GAL in school is a very sad thing...Cannot have galfriend...
I really miss the days in secondary school...
Where i have GALS in my class...
Where i can find teacher in the staffroom when i need them for help..
Where everyone learn the same thing...
Where i can see that "someone" everyday...
5N2 is the best of all...where i really can see teamwork...REAL TEAMWORK!!
I see classmate helping each one and other when he or she need help in the subject...

Todat is the 3rd day of school..
I try my best to step out of the box and make new friend...
I also found out that i become very weak in my phy and math...
I think i have return everything to the teacher le...
HaHaHa...
So now need to go find math tution...I want to improve everything...
Poly already...so really need to workhard...
DUN GIVE UP!!!

2009-04-03T01:04:00.003+08:00

Around the corner I have a friend,

In this great city that has no end,

Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,

And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face,

For life is a swift and terrible race,

She knows I like her just as well,

As in the days when I rang her bell.

And she rang mine but we were younger then,

And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,

Tired of trying to make a name.

'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on her

Just to show that I'm thinking of her.'

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows and grows.

Around the corner, yet miles away,

'Here's a telegram sir,' 'She died today.'

And that's what we get and deserve in the end.

Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean.

If you love someone, tell them.

Don't be afraid to express yourself.

Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.

Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.

Seize the day. Never have regrets.

And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

2009-03-21T23:28:00.009+08:00

Finally updating...hahaha...I bought my own laptop...HP Pavilion dv4-1301tx...I going to poly le...MECHATRONIC ENGINEERING (NGEE ANN POLYTECHNIC)...hahaha...i'm so luck that i have a school to go...some of my friend still haven't get a place in poly yet...hope they will get it soon..

And this is not my dog...it very cute...it wouldn't anyhow bark at anyone...

2009-01-16T23:23:00.002+08:00

This are my 12 choices...

1 - T44 BAKING & CULINARY SCIENCE (TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC)

2 - T26 APPLIED FOOD SCIENCE & NUTRITION (TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC)

3 - S44 NUTRITION, HEALTH & WELLNESS (SINGAPORE POLYTECHNIC)

4 - N50 MECHATRONIC ENGINEERING (NGEE ANN POLYTECHNIC)

5 - N41 MECHANICAL ENGINEERING (NGEE ANN POLYTECHNIC)

6 - N47 CIVIL & ENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERING (NGEE ANN POLYTECHNIC)

7 - C51 AERONAUTICAL & AEROSPACE TECHNOLOGY (NANYANG POLYTECHNIC)

8 - N42 MARINE & OFFSHORE TECHNOLOGY (NGEE ANN POLYTECHNIC)

9 - R17 MATERIALS SCIENCE (REPUBLIC POLYTECHNIC)

10 - R26 SPORTS & EXERCISE SCIENCES (REPUBLIC POLYTECHNIC)

11 - V27 ACCOUNTING (ITE COLLEGE EAST)

12 - V46 MARINE OFFSHORE ENGINEERING (ITE COLLEGE CENTRAL (YISHUN))

2009-01-05T23:16:00.002+08:00

Happy new year to all...
It my later wishes to you all...
Have been working for 4 days le...
Job was tired and fun...Climbing up and down the stair to take things..
People there was friendly...help me and subhan along when we are learning the things..
I am working together with subhan...we will work till 25 jan which is the eve of the chinese new year...
I have close all the others doors but open only yours..
I will never close your door...I will be there for you...
Hope you know that...

2008-12-29T21:27:00.010+08:00

JOKE NO.1

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,

doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town,

when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

JOKE NO.2

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking
about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if
they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen
bring up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way
you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners
for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian
go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny,
weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with
his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until
it's quite impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty
narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go
their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.
All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and
pulling my ears."

JOKE NO.3

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,

"Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow,

quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question.

His father, always quick with the answers, says,

"Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early.

Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!"
His father says, "Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’"

JOKE NO.4

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time.

I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...
o O...

and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy,

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach.

(draws two circles)
O o
I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before prison, ..."

JOKE NO.5

A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin. So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night. The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole and consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!" Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your husband-to-be. Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it will be tight and he won't even notice it." So the daughter did what her mother taught her and everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even notice.
This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin. The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple and thought that her wife left the apple for him and he ate it, "Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!" Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went to consult her mother, "Mum, I'm in deep shit now! I took out the apple while I was bathing and I forgot to put it back and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and ate it! What sould I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared, mum." Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago, your father ate the WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!"

JOKE NO.6

One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the toilet bowl, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"

JOKE NO.7

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard right?"

JOKE NO.8

It was Christmas time and the housewife was waiting impatiently at the front gate for the garbage truck. One by one, she took the garbos to the bedroom and made passionate love to them.
Finally, it was the driver's turn, but he was bitterly disappointed when she gave him $20.
"What's this?", he cried.
"For Christmas", she replied. "My husband said, 'give the driver $20 and fuck the rest."

JOKE NO.9

"Oh no, it's my husband!", she said to her boyfriend on hearing the front door slam. "Quick hide in the wardrobe!"
He grabbed his clothes and dashed from the bed to the wardrobe. After a few minutes, another voice said quietly, "It's damn dark in here, isn't it?"
The man, shivering in the nude, said, "Who's there?"
The little voice replied, "Give me $50 and I won't yell out to Dad and tell him who you are."
In no position to argue, he handed over the money, and at the appropriate time made a quick dash out the window.
The following week, Junior came home with a brand new set of roller blades. His mother queried, "Where did you get the money for those?"
"I had $50", he replied.
"Where did you get that kind of money?", but Junior wasn't telling.
Convinced her son was up to no good, she ordered him to go to Church. "Confession will fix you up, my boy. You'll have to tell the Priest", and she pushed him into the confessional box and shut the door.
"It's damn dark in here", he said out loud.
"Now, don't start that again!", said the Priest.

*the man is a priest

JOKE NO.10

Dave watched his flat chested wife try on her new bra.
"What do you want a bra for? You've got nothing to put in them", he smirked.
"I don't complain when you buy underpants she replied.

*the husband penis small

JOKE NO.11

George wasn't feeling too good. He felt worn out.
"How's your sex life?" asked the doctor.
"Every Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday, never fail", said George.
"Why not cut out Sunday?", suggested the doctor.
"I can't do that. It's the only day I'm home."

JOKE NO.12

The husband comes home early from work and finds his neighbour in bed with his wife.
"I've looked after you for all these years, you bastard!" he shouted at his neighbour, "I've lent you money, loaned you my car, after all I've done for you... and stop doing that while I'm talking to you!"

JOKE NO.13

"Doctor, I feel weak and faint."
"How many times do you have sex?", asked the doctor.
"Five or six times a night."
"Obviously that's the cause of your problem", said the doctor.
"What a relief, doc. I was afraid it might be the masturbation."

JOKE NO.14

The young parents used code words when discussing sex in front of their children. The terms for intercourse ws "washing machine".
They were lying in bed one night when he said to her, "Darling, washing machine."
"Not now, I've got a headache", she replied.
An hour later, he ran his hand down her leg and said, "Darling, washing machine, please! washing machine."
"I've got a headache!", she complained.
An hour later, feeling sorry for him, she turned to him and said, "O.K. washing machine."
"Don't worry", he replied, "it was a small load so I did it by hand."

JOKE NO.15

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

JOKE NO.16

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

JOKE NO.17

A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again.
"So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked.
"Well", the woman responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents."
"That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?"
Said the woman: "All of them, of course!"

JOKE NO.18

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?"
"Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47,"
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".

JOKE NO.19

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

JOKE NO.20

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active.
The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital.
"Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically."
The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock.
The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?"
The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?"
The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster."
To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?"

JOKE NO.21

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

JOKE NO.22

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all.
Bets are made, and they agree that they'll meet the next day. The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock . The guy drops his pants and starts.
True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... but he is still moving from one to the next, and the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98............. 99.............
...and before he can get to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.
The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says, "I don't understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this morning!"

JOKE NO.23

A man is approached by a co-worker at lunch and invites him out for few beers after work. The man says his wife would never go for it—that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggests a way to overcome that problem: “When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife’s panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she’ll never mention that you were out late with the boys.” The man agrees to try it, goes out and enjoys himself. Later that night, he sneaks into the house, slides down under the sheets, gently slides down his wife’s panties, and gives her oral sex.She moans and groans with pleasure, but after a little while, he realizes he has to take a leak. He tells her he’ll be right back, gets out of bed and walks down the hall to the bathroom. When he opens the door and goes in, he sees his wife sitting on the toilet. “How the hell did you get in here?” he asks. “Shhhhh!!!” she replies. “Mom’s visiting. You might wake her up!”

JOKE NO.24

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Three cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other two were drunks. She soon decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. So one day, the widow told him, “You’ve done a really good job. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. He returned at around 2:30AM.Upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine. She quietly called him over to her: “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. “Now take off my bra.” She then looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired!”

JOKE NO.25

God was just about done creating the universe and had a couple of things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. “It’s a very handy thing,” God told the couple, who he found hanging around under an apple tree. “I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability.” Adam jumped up and begged: “Oh, give that to me! When I’m working in the garden or taming the animals, I could just let it rip. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please…”

On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, she really wouldn’t mind if he were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was given to Adam. “Very well,” God said, “the last gift goes to Eve then.” He looked back into His bag of leftover gifts. “So...what’s left here? Oh, I see…multiple orgasms...”

JOKE NO.26

A guy and a girl get on an elevator in a hospital. The guy hits three and asks the girl, “Which floor?” To which she replies, “Four, please.” Making conversation, the girl says, “I’m here to give blood. What are you here for?” The guy says, “I’m actually here to donate sperm. They give me P4,000 for it.” “That’s unfair! I only get P500 for giving plasma!” she says. They get off the elevators on their respective floors.The next week, the same guy gets on the elevator to donate sperm once more. Lo and behold, the girl he met last week is there again. “Nice to see you again. So, which floor, miss?” “Mmmmph!” she says holding up three fingers.

JOKE NO.27

A man goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom. At the counter, the female pharmacist asks him what his size is. The man is amazed that condoms come in sizes and answers, “I don’t know my size. Will you help me?” The woman asks the man to go at the back of the pharmacy in the sofa. The woman lies down on the sofa as the man, confused at the situation, takes off his shorts and inserts his penis in the woman’s pussy. “Size B,” the woman answers. “Okay, take it out. How many condoms would you like?” The man asks for two and goes home. Feeling ecstatic over what just happened, he tells the good news to his friend. His friend could not believe so he goes to the pharmacy to try it out himself.The friend tells the female pharmacist that he does not know what his size is, so she assists him to the back of the pharmacy and asks him to insert his penis in her pussy. “Size C, okay?” the woman says. “Now take it out.” The man refuses to take it out, and instead fucks the woman until he comes. The woman then asks, “Wait, wait, how many are you buying?” “I’m not buying one,” says the man. “I just came in for fitting.”

JOKE NO.28

An old man is on the beach. He spots a beautiful girl in a hot pink bikini and walks up to her. “Lady, I want to feel your breasts!” he exclaims. “Get away from me, you crazy old man!” she replies. “I want to feel your breasts. I will give you P500,” he says. “Five hundred pesos? Are you nuts?! Get away from me!” the lady shouts in disgust. “I really want to feel your breasts, I will give you P1,000,” he insists. “No, pervert! Get away from me!” “Two thousand pesos!” he offers. She pauses to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says, “I said no!” “Okay, P5,000 if you let me feel your breasts!” he exclaims. She gives it a thought, “Well he is old, and he seems harmless enough. After all, P5,000 is a lot of money...” Finally she agrees.“Well, okay, but only for a minute.” She loosens her bikini top. They go to an isolated part of the beach and there, he slides his hands underneath the bikini and begins to feel the lady’s soft breasts. “Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God...” the old man, sweating, keeps on saying while caressing the woman. Out of curiosity, she asks him, “Why do you keep saying, ‘Oh my God, oh my God’?” While continuing to feel her breasts, he answered, “ Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God... Where am I ever going to get P5,000?!”

JOKE NO.29

A man who just got his salary decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good you can see my house far away up on that hill.” The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. “What’s so funny?” asks the clerk. “I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in your house,” the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then he gives the man two bullets. “I’ll give you this scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s penis off.” The man takes another look through the scope and says: “You know what? I think I can do it in one shot.”

JOKE NO.30

A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. Looking forward to wild sex, the anticipation was too much to bear for the husband so he died on the nuptial bed. Utterly devastated, the wife decides to preserve her husband’s massive penis by cutting it off him, to hang on a wall, to be taken off and be used for her pleasure.Every night, she takes the preserved penis off the wall and kisses it, licks it, inserts it in her. A neighbor sees this routine and comes up with an idea. He makes a hole in the wall, removes the dead man’s penis from the wall and inserts his instead. The lady comes home, gets a knife and cuts the penis off the wall. “Darling we are moving house today.” Ouch!

JOKE NO.31

A housewife heard a knock at the door, and when she answered, a man asked her if she had a vagina. The woman slammed the door in disbelief at what the stranger had said. The following day, the same thing happened, so she decided to tell her husband. The husband was outraged. “Tomorrow I won’t go to work,” he said. “If the man returns and ask you if you have a vagina, say yes, and I will be hiding behind the door.”The next day the same man came again, and when the woman opened the door, he asked if she had a vagina. The woman replied, “Yes!” “Good,” the man said. “Then please tell your husband to stop fucking my wife.”

JOKE NO.32

A couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while, then he would stop and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this. Thinking that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further, she got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband confused, asked, “What are you doing taking all your clothes off?” The wife replied, “You were playing with my pussy, I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight.” The husband said, “No, not at all.” Then the wife asked, “Well what the hell were you doing then?” The husband replied, “I was wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in the book.”

JOKE NO.33

The King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina. That night, three of the Guards did plan to have sex with the Princess. The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn’t control himself. This made the other two smile. The Second Guard went in. After some time, “Ahhhhh!!!” The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn’t control himself. Finally, the Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards were as the Third Guard finished silently. The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to fuck his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn’t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, “I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I zunt eban lik ur dahta!

2008-11-16T22:11:00.004+08:00

2008-11-06T13:59:00.003+08:00

When I think of all the wonders life sends, not one is more wonderful to me...than my friends.♥

Inter class basketball

Babygal :)

2008-10-19T00:21:00.017+08:00

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to weiqiang,
happy bithday to me...
Hahaha...

Birthday outing...

Angel,Huimin,Marcus,Junrong and the Birthday boy!=)

2008-09-24T11:15:00.002+08:00

Well...O level is coming soon...so as my birthday...
This year i really wish to have a very big celebration...
Where many people can celebrate with me as it is my 18th birthday...
Elderly believe the the 18th and 21st birthday must celebrate coz they believe that we are changing from a children to an adult...

I hate relationship...
I hate loving people...
I hate everything...
I just want to be alone...
Maybe alone for my rest of my life...

2008-09-23T09:08:00.001+08:00

I just want to be alone...
Staying away from everyone for my last few month in my sec school...

2008-09-04T16:50:00.005+08:00

I cannot take it anymore, so i decided to post this thing up...

This is the first time i like a girl so much till i can do many things for her..

I even do stupid thing like cutting my hand because of you..

But every time when I'm going to give up my feeling on you, you will tell me you got feeling for me..

Some time when i never reply your message, you will say you're very worry for me..

And you tell me we will only be together after O level..

Just because of some problem...you want us to casual friend..

I dun know you really have feeling for me or not...if yes how can you let go so easy?...but i have real feeling for you...i really cannot forget about you..

You have hurt me over and over again...

You angry with me cause i tell my friend things about us...

But when you tell your friends things about us..

So whose fault is it? Me or you?

Did i never say anything?Am i angry with you?

NO!!

And now i really HATE alot you!!

Class

2008-09-04T15:43:00.005+08:00

NDP

2008-09-04T12:25:00.010+08:00

My life in NPCC

2008-09-04T11:52:00.007+08:00

2008-08-23T18:37:00.000+08:00

Thanks to fauziah ah gal for helping me to edit this photo...

2008-08-08T19:37:00.004+08:00

Update...

2008-08-02T22:45:00.002+08:00

That gal pretty right?
Hahaha...
I took this today...
Today i went for baby first mth...
Went at 12pm...
Able to meet this pretty gal..
She look very pretty...was able to play with her...
She was so cute and pretty...
Hahaha....
Took me a long time to take photo with her...
Love her so much...
O level coming...
When is the ploy going to call me?
Ploy faster call me...I want DPA...

2008-04-30T18:56:00.004+08:00

Hey...today was the practical exam...very hard...did many things wrong...hope everyone also did the same wrong thing as me...one for all...all for one..i do wrong everyone also do wrong...hahaha...i draw the graph wrongly...it want curve graph but i draw straight line graph...luck i check my work...i took the last 10 minutes to draw a new one...hahaha...what is done,is done...
Next is about her...well...today i meet her...but never talk to her at all...i dun know why...when i saw her i just felt very angry so never talk to her...she with yana, shikin and yazid talking...so i sat there...never join in...cause they talking in ML...wait till very long...i cannot take it le...i want to send her home but she still there talking..so i try to find ways to leave...luck haikel sms to me...so i use him as reason to leave that place...he ask me to go jogging but i ask him to go swimming as the weather is very hot so going swmming may cool me down but he don't want to go...he want to train his 2.4....
I dun know what is stopping me again and again from sending her home...i dun what to say anymore le...maybe it's trying to tell me to work hard for me exam and dun think about her for the time being...well i have to stop thinking of her...is for my own good...
People out there...pls pray for me and hope i will pass this mid-year with flying colour and dun let my teachers down..

p/s: Anyone want to watch 'The Forbidden Kingdom' pls tell me..cause i want to watch too...

2008-04-29T19:17:00.005+08:00

Hello everyone...this few day the weather is very hot...it killing me!!people out there...drink more water...turn on the fan when you sleep...well today's paper was not easy at all!..SS was very difficult...luck for me...i spend some time study fairness...and it came out for 12mark...but i not sure if i wrote it correct or not...MT pp2 was so so only...i spent alot of time look for long answer...only when the pp is over, then i knew not only me, but other too were looking for long answer...the pp only want us to write in short answer...but never mind...what done is done...do not think so much le..haha...
o ya...yesterday night i message her..telling her i would like to send her home after the last paper today...but you know what?!she went missing again...her phone had no pre-paid...so i had to leave the school without her...then i message to shikin..asking her if she was with her...and guess what..she really was with her...never mind..at least got people follow her home...i think i'm right...something is stopping me for seeing her...maybe it's trying to tell me to work hard for me exam and dun think about her for the time being...well i have to stop thinking of her...is for my own good...
People out there...pls pray for me and hope i will pass this mid-year with flying colour and dun let my teachers down..

2008-04-28T19:42:00.004+08:00

Mid-year exam had started today...this year there was something different from other years...this was the first time i took exam and i was not worry at all...Today was english and chinese pp1...english i could write alot...but i wrote over the word numbers...500++...it my first time writing so much word...chinese so so...not able to write alot...but both paper were very hard...tml one are chinese pp2 and ss...i really hope can do well for this mid-year..because i need to use this mark to go for ploy one...
o ya...and there was something more important... i never talk to her today...you maybe asking me "Why?!" ...not becaues i angry with her or anything...it is because i am now in exam mood so i try not to talk to her...but my mind still thinking of her and want to talk to her la...i will control myself one...
People out there...pls pray for me and hope i will pass this mid-year with flying colour and dun let my teachers down..

Why?!

2008-04-15T19:09:00.006+08:00

i just want to be with you only...why can't you give me a chance?
i just want to ask you out for lunch and send you home after school...
why you dun want?
you know from last friday till now i keep finding ways to ask you out for
lunch after school...but what you tell me is "sorry..need to teach them math..."
every time teach them...that what about me?you know last sat, i cannot fall asleep because of something happen between us...i kept waking up and think what had i done wrong to
make you angry with me...in class i try to talk to you but your reply to me is in short or one
word reply...why are you giving me cold shoulder...i really hope we can be nice to each other...
and pls dun care what about others say about us..we must be strong...is easy to have feeling
for you...but is hard to forget about you...i slowly found out that you are living in
my heart le...some time i kept looking at me moblie phone waiting for you to message me...
when you never message me, i keep thinking what you are doing..
when you message me i feel so happy...and i will reply your message fast...
sometime when you are not there..i felt something is wrong but i not sure what wrong
maybe you are not there with me...
i really need you beside me.. ;( hope you understand this..

Update

2008-03-16T17:32:00.007+08:00

Long time never update...just came back from camp yesterday...the first day of camp was boring...nothing to do...the second day everything started to get fun...in this camp i was awarded the total defence and first class drill badge...i am very happy...for now i'm the only one to get first class drill in FTPSS...hahaha

Poor maizurah and dalia...they never get promoted..they are very say...but maizurah was awarded total defence badge and dalia was awarded both total defence and second class drill badge...

Now...i should upload some photo...

2008-02-27T22:19:00.001+08:00

Today got mass cca...

2008-02-25T20:08:00.003+08:00

Last sat went for campcraft com...wake up at 8.00am..then went for breakfast..reach school at 8.50am..i was the 2nd one to reach..before me was a gal..people take their own sweet time to come...last time everyone reach 30min before the train start...and by the time CI everything was ready and can start training..now cadet come late..CI come later...now NPCC is lacking of time management...last time junior dun dare to talk back to senior but now junior are talking back to me...CI talking chinese to cadet...ok when everyone reach is like 9.20am..then slowly get everything ready and training started...the floor is full of rock...my hand was full of blister after the training...during lunch time i went to eat LJS with nabilla...the bus come late...before i went to HQ, everyone say my name was send to HQ...but when i went, HQ dun have my name in the team list, what the hell..i train so hard and my name wasn't in the list...is like i waste all my time training for nothing la...stupid HQ!!

Today school was the same...got disturb by teng jin...tiny keep come to me and ask thing..go away man...her face make me feel sick...and why gals get angry so easy...i cannot stand them...i just say something about her and she get angry le...you can say people thing but people cannot say you thing...what the hell on earth is this man...people are getting mad...teng jin was telling me that he was thinking to quite school...hope he will think carefully about it...this few days i kept message her...she told me her problem and i told her mine...she just can't forget about that guy..zul maybe i dun know you but you are a lucky guy...got her liking you...hahaha...comment test is now on..today was english..very hard..tml math..shouldn't be a problem for me...hope i will pass all the test...

2008-02-16T18:32:00.000+08:00

Happy Valentine Day..

Big news!!

2008-01-22T21:36:00.000+08:00

Today during bio lesson...that ihsan dun know bet what with tania..in the end that tania took of her skirt in the CLASS and pass the ihsan for him to wear...everyone in the class was laughing...ms chen face was so red...she was scolding and laughing at the same time...i think everyone is studying which cause them to act like this...they are going mad!!

Update, Update and more Update..

2008-01-11T22:03:00.000+08:00

Poem 1..

when i look into yr eyes..

i wish they could connect with mine

carry me thru yr pain

i will heal u back insane

wondering when this will ever stop

nothing i do will make u pop

feeling better thinking twice

safe n sound thats all i mind

care for me

thats all i want

relieve my pains

laying its done

wilt away

just like a flower

i hope i was some hope

at least to certain power..

poem to poem

hand in hand

thots running in my head

fills in e blank

random words

hope u dun mind

cheer us on

makes us find

Poem 2

boo goes e litle girl

pink blue n green

pretty eyes one a slit

i always love to see her eat=)

shiny tears formed in e eye

full of pride

full of sigh

combi of both makes u wanna cry..

u r my dear fren

there to protect me

from guys from pain

from all e insanity

now u r out fighting yr own battle

i worry sometimes reading yr letter

r u as cheerful as u seemed to me

or something is brooding troubling underneath

confide in me my dear little piggy

roll in e mud i just want to hear silly

fun n all pure smiles aside

heart to heart we will unite

grow up we will

mature mayb

but nv forget

u r my great close buddy

roll roll roll alone

gently down e stream

u will not drown but u shouldnt hide

we will cruise n sail safely thru e nite=)

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Long time never update le...very busy with O lvl work..thanks for those who view my blog..shall update the blog now..

My form class this year...5N2

GOOD PROGRESS AWARD

O lvl coming still can sleep in class!!

Took this in mdm perma class..

Hey..what you guys looking at?I want to see oso..

Look here...not at the cat!!

Good..now smile..

Yana n Me

CCA Orientation

YES!!

2007-12-19T22:05:00.001+08:00

Well i have my N lvl result back...i did not bad..got 7 point..really very happy...got 3 As...hahaha...the point below is what i score..

Subject / Grade
English / C5
Combined Humanities / B4
Mathematics /A2
Science(Phy/Bio) /B3
F&N /A2
Chinese /B3
Chinese(Oral) /Distinction

i also got a GOOD PROGRESS AWARD...they give me $150 only...I really want to thanks those who help me for my N level in one way or the other...Thank you...

After that went to eat to celerate...order alot of food till we cannot finishe it...

N level result coming out..

2007-12-14T23:05:00.000+08:00

This is what happen to me leg...well this is last time hurt one..but never take care so it did not recover well so it start to pain again...cannot run, jump and play basketball for the next few mth...
Well N level result is coming out on the 18/12/2007..people can go school and take the result at 2 pm...

2007-11-30T20:30:00.000+08:00

"To a bright new world, see the sun glitter

As he drifts from sight, though our tears are bitter

We know that he, like the salmon's leap

Will always be there in our memories deep."

A poem wrote by the NJC to remember Mr Stephen Loh..

2007-11-26T22:57:00.000+08:00

when's e last time u had a real good laugh=)
when's e last time u looked into e sky n smiled...
when's e last time u looked at yr mum n notice e few more wrinkles she has..
when's the last time u gave someone a real warm hug...
when's e last time u cooked for someone u loved..
when's e last time u gave yrself a little pat on yr back...
when's e last time u looked into e mirror and liked what u see..
when's the last time u liked yrself for who u r..
i rem losing myself in the eyes of a child..
i wanna see what they see
feel what they feel..
e innocence we hv lost..e world we sometimes forgot..
love yrself for who u r..n never forget the simple happiness we all have in us..
the first bite of ice cream..the burst of rainbow in the sky..
the first kiss we had...the one hug we miss...
we shd be happy..

Prom night

2007-11-20T22:09:00.001+08:00

Just now saw this poem so post it at my blog...

I stared at the girl next to me... She
was my so called "best friend"... I
stared at her... Long, silky hair...
And I wished she was mine... But she
didn't notice me like that... I knew
it... After class she walked up to me
and asked me for the notes she had
missed the day before... And I handed
them to her... She said "thanks"...
And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I
wanted to tell her... I want her to
know that I don't want to be "just
friends"... I love her but I'm too shy
to tell her... And I don't know
why... IT 'S JUNIOR YEAR... My
phone rang... On the other end it was
her... She was in tears... Mumbling on
and on about how her love had broken
her heart... She asked me to come over
because she didn't want to be alone...
So I did... As I sat next to her on
the sofa... I stared at her soft
eyes... Wishing she was mine... After
2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie...
And 3 bags of chips... She decided to
go to sleep... She looked at me..
Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on
the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I
want her to know... That I don't want
to be "just friends"... I love her but
I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't
know why... IT 'S SENIOR YEAR...
The day before prom... She walked to my
locker... "My date is sick" she
said... He's not going to go...
Well... I didn't have a date and in
7th grade... We made a promise that if
neiter of us had dates... We'd go
together just as "best friends"... And
so we did... IT 'S PROM NIGHT...
After everything was over with... I
was standing at her front door step...
I stared at her ... She smiled at
me... I wanted her to be mine... But
she doesn't think of me like that...
And I know it... Then she said "I had
the best time... Thanks!"... And she
gave me a kiss on the cheek... I
wanted to tell her... I wanted her to
know that I don't want to be "just
friends"... I love her but I'm just
too shy... And I don't know why...
IT 'S GRADUATION DAY... A day
passed... And then a week... And then
a month... Before I could blink... It
was graduation day... I watched her...
Perfect body... Floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma... I
wanted her to be mine... But she
doesn't think of me that way... And I
know it... Before everyone went
home... She came to me in her smock
and hat... And cried as I hugged
her... Then she lifted her head from
my shoulders and said "you're my best
friend"... "Thanks!"... And gave me a
kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell
her.. I wanted to know that I wanted
to be more than "just friends"... I
love her but I'm too shy... And I
don't know why... IT 'S A FEW YEARS
LATER... Now I sit in the pews of
the church... A church that she is
getting married in now... I watched
her say "I do" an drive off to her new
life... Married to another man... I
wanted her to be mine... But she
didn't see me like that... And I knew
it... But before she drove away... She
came to me and said "You came!...
Thanks!" ... And she kissed me on the
cheek... I wanted to tell her... I
wanted her to know that I didn't want
to be "just friends"... I love her but
I'm just too shy... And I don't know
why... YEARS PASSED... I looked
down at the coffin of a girl who used
to be my "best friend"... At the
service they read a diary entry she
had wrote in her high school years...
This is what it said... "I stare at
him... Wishing he was mine... But he
doesn't notice me like that... And I
know it... I wanted to tell him... I
wanted him to know... That I don't
want to be "just friends"... I love
him but I'm just too shy... And I
don't know why... I wish he would tell
me he loved me"... I wish I did too...
I thought to myself and I cried...

Prom night
19/11/2007

Wake up 9.00am then have breakfast...then start to get everything ready..it started to rain at about 12.30pm..then about 1pm went to meet haikel and Chiahow at red circle..then chiahow went to bought his shoe for prom night..after that went to cut hair..haikel and chiahow went fork and spoon to wait for me while i went to buy birthday card and wrapping paper..then went to meet them..after lunch went home and bath..then rush to haikel house to style my hair...left is house about 5.00pm..came home to get everything ready and oso wrap the birthday present and write birthday card for yana..then left home to toa payoh red circle to meet my classmate..they were shock to see me.."you look different" say isyah...then tania call me to ask where were we..then i saw her but she never notice me...but when she saw me, she was so shock too...hahaha...when everybody reach, we went to meet van and her dear..then we trained down to dhody ghaut then change train to north east line to chinatown...reached there but dun know how to go to furama riverfront hotel..then we walk..suddenly tania shoe broke..everyone stop and bring her back to OG to get her a new shoe..when everything is ready..is about 7.20pm..so we have to take cad go down..me,tania and yana one in one cad while van and her dear in the other one...when reach there..alot people were there le...then walk walk around and talk to friend,before going in to the ball room,we saw van's dear adjust van shoe for her...look very nice so tanin took my camera to take a photo of it..when went in and settle down...everything started..it was fun..but what is the best is the food...i ate alot...i think 3 round...then when everything came to the end...everyone were sad...coz have to leave...sure will miss the teacher and friend one...then went back to toa payoh...me, gid and isyah were thinking of going to watch movie but dun have..so we went Kbox to sing...left for home about 1.45am coz very later le...reach home then change clother...cannot fall asleep till 4.00am coz keep thinking about the prom night thing...why end so early...sad to end early...happy to come, sad to leave...

Me and Wan

Wan and Dalia

Lovely pair..

Isyah and Gid

Dalia and Wan

Yana and Isyah

The F&N class..

Miss Zaihana and Me

Me and Haikel

Me and Teng jin

Yana and Haikel

Wei leong~Chia how~Teng jin~Haikel

Wei leong~Chia how~Me~Teng jin~Haikel

Me and Zhi min

Class 4N3 2007

Me and one of my cadet..

Me and Thomas

Me and Maizurah

Me and Maizurah and Eka

Maizurah and Me..rose for her..

Me and Isyah..Hope gid dun get to see this

Gid and Isyah..lovely pair..